i don't have much hope for the longevity of twitter.com so here are my best tweets
9:29 AM · Jul 31, 2023
currently trapped in my notifications it wont let me go home, love this app
currently trapped in my notifications it wont let me go home, love this app
8:17 PM · Jul 29, 2023
ethan... this mission of yours.. is.,, impossible
ethan... this mission of yours.. is.,, impossible
2:45 AM · Jun 22, 2023
the opps charged me with criminal mischief for being too silly
the opps charged me with criminal mischief for being too silly
10:51 PM · Jun 6, 2023
evaporationcels when its cloudy outside
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raincels when they go to a desert
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aircels when they go to space
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ironcels when i have a diamond sword
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livingcels when they die
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bookcels when im illiterate
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classical musiccels when they hear and earth shattering 808
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twin towerscels when 9/11
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bombcels when i just stick the defuse
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footcels when they see a shoechad
evaporationcels when its cloudy outside
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raincels when they go to a desert
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aircels when they go to space
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ironcels when i have a diamond sword
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livingcels when they die
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bookcels when im illiterate
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classical musiccels when they hear and earth shattering 808
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twin towerscels when 9/11
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bombcels when i just stick the defuse
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footcels when they see a shoechad
2:51 PM · Jul 25, 2023
i am no longer a fan of the internet
i am no longer a fan of the internet